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[FONT=&quot]On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules:[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males and the male dormitory to the females.[/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."[/FONT]


[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $80.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]Are there any questions?"[/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd inquired:[/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]"How much for a season pass???[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

















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Which category are you in ?
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[h=2]So What..they didn't think this would happen? Now any guy can stick a wig on, and go check out the lady's.

Target Hit By Tranny Serial Peeper.[/h]
MT. KISCO, New York (WNB) - Authorities in an upscale area of New York are asking the public's help in identifying a transgender male who has been frequenting a local Target store. He has been peeping at women, in the restrooms and changing rooms, while pleasuring him/herself. The incidences began shortly after the retailer announced an open restroom/changing room policy to better accommodate the LGBT community.
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Imagine when this begins to happens at high schools? After gym class the girls showers will have more boys with wigs on, then girls in them..​
 
AC Bill;n4010 said:
[h=2]So What..they didn't think this would happen? Now any guy can stick a wig on, and go check out the lady's.

Target Hit By Tranny Serial Peeper.[/h]
MT. KISCO, New York (WNB) - Authorities in an upscale area of New York are asking the public's help in identifying a transgender male who has been frequenting a local Target store. He has been peeping at women, in the restrooms and changing rooms, while pleasuring him/herself. The incidences began shortly after the retailer announced an open restroom/changing room policy to better accommodate the LGBT community.
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Imagine when this begins to happens at high schools? After gym class the girls showers will have more boys with wigs on, then girls in them..​
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So at least we know where His or Her Heart is ! :rofl
 
The Irish Funeral

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery
. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

"What happened to her?"

"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."

A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence, passed between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Get in line."
 
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Someone once asked me if I knew the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral.

I replied "no".

He cheerfully went on to explain "an Irish funeral has one less drunk".
 
A recent study found that the average Newfy walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Newfy's drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means that, on average, a Newfy gets about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be from the Rock.
 
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