Newfie Road Work
A road crew supervisor in Saskatchewan hired Herb from
Newfoundland, to paint the yellow line down the middle of
route 32 heading up toward Prince Albert. He was skeptical
about hiring him since he didn't have any painting background,
but he appeared enthusiastic and told him that he really
needed the job. At least his wife Lorrie-Jane, told him so.
He explained to Herb, that his work day would be to complete
2 miles of centerline on the road. He was set up with brushes
and paint and his boss got him started.
After the first day, the supervisor was pleased to find that he'd
painted 4 miles of road in his 8 hour shift, instead of the two
expected of him. He told Herb, that he did an excellent job,
and said how pleased he was with his progress.
On the second day, Herb completed painting just the 2 miles
of road that was asked of him. His supervisor was surprised,
because on the first day, he had completed twice as much work.
But he didn't say anything, since 2 miles of road was the amount t
hat the job required anyway. He decided to just accept it, and to
look forward to the next day when he was sure that Herb would
pick up the pace again.
On day 3, the supervisor was disappointed to learn that in his
8 hour shift, Herb completed painting only 1 mile of road. Herb
was called to the supervisor's office and asked what was the problem.
"On your first day, you completed 4 miles of road, on your second
day, 2 miles of road, and now on day 3, you were only able to
complete 1 mile of road. What's the problem, Herb?"
"Well," Herb replied, "I'll tell you watt is da problem dare boy, but
I taught a smart man like you would figger it out fer yourself.
Every day I got farder and farder away from da paint can."