My hot neighbor.
My hot neighbor wanted to make love all night long…
She’s single . . . She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street in the rain and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door hard!! . . . . I rushed to open it, She looked at me and said, “I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make lots of love all night long! Are you busy tonight?”
I immediately replied, “Nope, I’m free . . . I have no plans at all!”
Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?” ????????