Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day, when they pass by a bar.
Mike looks at his friend Pat and says “Let’s go in there for a quick drink.”
Pat replies with, “They won’t let us in with our dogs.”
“Sure they will, just follow my lead.”
Mike walks up to the bar, and sure enough the doorman tell hims, “I'm sorry but I can’t let you in here with your dog.”
Mike replies, “But I’m blind and this is my seeing-eye dog.”
The doorman says, “Okay well in that case, come on in.”
Pat sees this and decides to do the same thing. He walks up to the front door, but the doorman says, “Sorry sir, you can’t come in here with a dog.”
Pat replies, “I’m blind and this is my seeing-eye dog.”
The doorman responds, “I don't think so buddy. You mean to tell me you have a chihuahua for a seeing-eye dog?”
Pat stops for a second looking confused, and says, “They gave me a chihuahua?”?