AC Bill
Well-known member
I woke up this morning at 8 am, and could smell something was wrong.
I got downstairs and found the eggs burning, and wife face down on the kitchen floor - not breathing!
I panicked. I didn't know what to do.
Then I remembered McDonalds serves breakfast until 10:00.
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My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "So now you want me to stay?!"
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After both suffering from depression for a while, my wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself - I started to feel a lot better. So I thought - screw it !!!
I got downstairs and found the eggs burning, and wife face down on the kitchen floor - not breathing!
I panicked. I didn't know what to do.
Then I remembered McDonalds serves breakfast until 10:00.
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My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "So now you want me to stay?!"
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After both suffering from depression for a while, my wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself - I started to feel a lot better. So I thought - screw it !!!