A guy goes out golfing, and he gets paired up with somebody he doesn't know. The second guy misses a putt on the first green, and he says, "Aw, dammit... Larry Jones would've made that putt!"
The next hole is a tee shot over water, and the second guy puts his ball in the drink. Again, he says, "Damn! Larry Jones would have made that shot!"
First guy says, "This Larry Jones guy, he must be a hell of a golfer."
Second guy says, "Oh, you don't know the half of it! Not only was he a scratch golfer, but he was a gourmet cook, a fantastic dancer, he had a beautiful singing voice, he was tall and good-looking, and God, was he great in the sack!"
"Oh.... he was a friend of yours?"
"No, I never met the son of a bitch. But I married his widow!"