A bloke and his flat chested wife go to see a marriage guidance councilor.
"So tell me. what seems to be the problem?" asks the therapist.
The Husband replies, "Well the problem doc, is that Dolly-Fuckin-Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic!!.."
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