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A man went to a movie theater with his duck. The ticket agent looked at the man, then at the duck – which was on a leash – and told the man the duck was not permitted in the theater.
The man explained the duck was his service pet. However, because he didn’t have his service pet certification with him the duck wasn’t allowed in.
The man then went to the side of the theater and stuffed the duck down the front of his pants.
With no duck to be seen, the ticket agent allowed the man in. The theater was packed and the man ended up sitting next to two old ladies.
About 20 minutes into the movie the duck was getting uncomfortable and hot so the man unzipped his pants to let the duck breathe.
The duck stuck its head out and started looking around.

A few minutes after that an old woman nudged her friend next to her and whispered, “Hey, the guy next to me just unzipped his pants.”
Her friend answered, “Once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.”

The other replied, “Yes, that was my first thought – but this one’s eating my popcorn.”
 
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