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Ohtobbad said:
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That stupid regulation drives me crazy.. Single use plastic bags they call them. I used them multiple times for all kinds of things, and really miss them. They were always my go to when friends or family dropped by, to stuff some garden produce or fruit in, for them to take home. Now try putting wet lettuce, or 10 lbs of apples in a brown paper bag..
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AC Bill said:
That stupid regulation drives me crazy.. Single use plastic bags they call them. I used them multiple times for all kinds of things, and really miss them. They were always my go to when friends or family dropped by, to stuff some garden produce or fruit in, for them to take home. Now try putting wet lettuce, or 10 lbs of apples in a brown paper bag..
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I’m with you there. NH still has plastic bags, so as we are down there pretty often, we bring spare ones back with us!
 
The Mustang driver was in a horrible crash and was badly injured. He finally regained consciousness.

He was in a hospital in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried.

It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation.

The nurse, assessing his injuries, gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes. She spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word: "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

The Mustang driver, in terrible pain, looked at her and mumbled in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"
 
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