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Confession
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the door to the confessional, the man said:
"Father forgive me for I have sinned.
[FONT=verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door. She asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my basement.[/FONT]
The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that."
[FONT=verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]"There is more to tell, Father... After hiding for a few weeks, being so grateful, she started to repay me with sexual favors. It was a glorious experience, as she was very passionate, and physically adept. This happened several times a week, and often twice on the same day".
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The priest said, "By doing what you did, hiding her from the Nazi's, you placed the two of you in very great danger. Two people living under such stressful circumstances, can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. If you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question."
"And what is that my son?" asked the priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?”
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the door to the confessional, the man said:
"Father forgive me for I have sinned.
[FONT=verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door. She asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my basement.[/FONT]
The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that."
[FONT=verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]"There is more to tell, Father... After hiding for a few weeks, being so grateful, she started to repay me with sexual favors. It was a glorious experience, as she was very passionate, and physically adept. This happened several times a week, and often twice on the same day".
[/FONT]
The priest said, "By doing what you did, hiding her from the Nazi's, you placed the two of you in very great danger. Two people living under such stressful circumstances, can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. If you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question."
"And what is that my son?" asked the priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?”
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