Thought of the day.

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Hoping to save their cars from vandalism, it was reported that some Tesla owners were painting a rainbow on the door, thinking that anyone caught would be charged with a hate crime, rather than simply vandalism, therefore at risk for harsher penalties being handed out by judges.
"I'm a good man, but I own a Tesla," said one liberal Tesla owner who agreed to speak anonymously. "It's not my fault Elon Musk turned into literally Hitler. I just hope the pride flag I painted on my car doors will be enough to save me from social justice."
Often joining the pride colors adorning Tesla vehicles are BLM slogans and calls for women's healthcare.
Antón Gimbel, a proud organizer of the Save a Tesla mob, said he got the idea to mark out the cars of liberal owners when someone almost torched his own vehicle. "Boy, was my face red," he said. "I mean mad, not Indian.... Sorry I meant Native American. Please don't cancel me."


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