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> Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong.
> Keep skunks, bankers, and politicians at a distance.
> Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
> A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
> Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
> The best sermons are lived, not preached.
> If you don't take the time to do it right, you'll find the time to do it twice.
> Don't corner something that is meaner than you.
> Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
> It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
> You cannot unsay a cruel word.
> Every path has a few puddles.
> When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
> Don't be banging your shin on a stool that's not in the way.
> Borrowing trouble from the future doesn't deplete the supply.
> Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.
> Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
> Silence is sometimes the best answer.
> Don‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin' you none.
> Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
> If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
> Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
> The biggest troublemaker you’ll ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every mornin’.
> Always drink upstream from the herd.
> Good judgment comes from experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.
> Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
> If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
> Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
> Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
> Most times, it just gets down to common sense.