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This Red Bull Soapbox Creation Is As Sturdy As It Gets | there might have been a wobble but we've gotta give it to this Red Bull Soapbox creation... it nearly stuck the landing 😂👏🛞 | By Red Bull | Facebook
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Mineral Grey
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thats how i feel most days lol
instead I plan on spending it, so be nothing left LOL
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Mike 2021
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Amen brother
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do any of those."
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do any of those."
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Bobby was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he innocently asked,
“Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?”
“I sure do” Grandpa replied.
“What sort of animal sound would you like to hear?”
“How about a toad? Do you know how to sound like a toad?”
“Sure”, said Grandpa, cupping his hand to his mouth,
“croaaak croaaak, how did you like that?!”
“Yipee!” screamed Bobby jumping up and down,
“We are going to Miami!”
“Huh?” Questioned Grandpa.
“Why’s that?”
“Because Grandma said so,” Bobby patiently explained,
“she said that after you croak we’ll all go to Miami!”
“Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?”
“I sure do” Grandpa replied.
“What sort of animal sound would you like to hear?”
“How about a toad? Do you know how to sound like a toad?”
“Sure”, said Grandpa, cupping his hand to his mouth,
“croaaak croaaak, how did you like that?!”
“Yipee!” screamed Bobby jumping up and down,
“We are going to Miami!”
“Huh?” Questioned Grandpa.
“Why’s that?”
“Because Grandma said so,” Bobby patiently explained,
“she said that after you croak we’ll all go to Miami!”
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this post proves we should be aloud to apply more then 1 emoji to a post
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