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NHL chooses Toronto as hub city due its fans having most experience watching other teams win
TORONTO - The NHL said today that choosing Toronto as one of its two playoff hub cities was a “no brainer” due to Leafs’ fans long experience watching other visiting teams celebrate playoff victories on their ice.
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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water
floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The
directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"
The pastor fainted.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water
floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The
directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"
The pastor fainted.
TrueBlue02058
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He must be Saving up for a matching spare ?
running around today, doing my errands for work.
Watching people I realize. I can't take pictures or say anything
because it would be considered wrong. ( politically incorrect)
I also realized because we can't say anything, these people get worse and
more people start to look and act like these people.
Sadly means after a certain amount of exposure you have to go home
and avoid these people, because you will say or do something that offends
these snowflakes and there supporters.
Watching people I realize. I can't take pictures or say anything
because it would be considered wrong. ( politically incorrect)
I also realized because we can't say anything, these people get worse and
more people start to look and act like these people.
Sadly means after a certain amount of exposure you have to go home
and avoid these people, because you will say or do something that offends
these snowflakes and there supporters.
TrueBlue02058
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I don’t need any pictures Trevor, ?
TrueBlue02058
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