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AC Bill
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Like every Saturday morning for the past ten years,, I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my golf clubs, and slipped into the garage.
I backed the car out of the garage into a torrential down pour, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be horrible throughout the day. I pulled back into the garage.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different game plan in mind, and whispered, "The weather out there is absolutely terrible!"
My wife of 20 years replied, , "And can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?'
I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped golfing.
I backed the car out of the garage into a torrential down pour, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be horrible throughout the day. I pulled back into the garage.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different game plan in mind, and whispered, "The weather out there is absolutely terrible!"
My wife of 20 years replied, , "And can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?'
I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped golfing.