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Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's tests
results....
Receptionist: "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a major problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that's either bad news...or even more terrible news."
Mr. Smith: "What do you mean?"
Receptionist: "Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease and the other was positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your wife."
Mr. Smith: "That IS terrible!!! Can we do the test over?"
Receptionist: "Normally, yes. But you have an HMO, and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."
Mr. Smith: "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
Receptionist: "The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her.
 
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