Ohtobbad Administrator Staff member Mar 22, 2020 #663 who buys up all the toilet paper? Assholes. If there’s a baby boom nine months from now, what will happen in 2033? There will be a whole bunch of quaranteens.
who buys up all the toilet paper? Assholes. If there’s a baby boom nine months from now, what will happen in 2033? There will be a whole bunch of quaranteens.
helimech Well-known member Mar 23, 2020 #668 maybe he's just avoiding his wife during these difficult times...
2001BlackGTvert Administrator Staff member Mar 23, 2020 #669 helimech said: maybe he's just avoiding his wife during these difficult times...View attachment 36850 Click to expand... Hahaahaahahah
helimech said: maybe he's just avoiding his wife during these difficult times...View attachment 36850 Click to expand... Hahaahaahahah
Ohtobbad Administrator Staff member Mar 23, 2020 #671 Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars. - Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage.
Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars. - Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage.
Ohtobbad Administrator Staff member Mar 23, 2020 #672 Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Mother: Why didn’t you use a coaster!
Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Mother: Why didn’t you use a coaster!
Ohtobbad Administrator Staff member Mar 23, 2020 #673 Everybody knows 40 is the new 30, right? But the police officer giving me a speeding ticket couldn’t be persuaded.
Everybody knows 40 is the new 30, right? But the police officer giving me a speeding ticket couldn’t be persuaded.
Ohtobbad Administrator Staff member Mar 23, 2020 #674 A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number Did you actually read the number??
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number Did you actually read the number??
