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A guy with a 25 inch willy goes to the doctor and said "I can't live with this willy anymore! It's too long!". The doctor replied " Go to the swamp and search for a white female frog. If you ask her to marry you.....she'll say "no". Every time it say's no you'll lose 5 Inches off your member".

So he went to the swamp and after a long search found the elusive white female frog. As instructed he asked her "Will you marry me?". "No" she said.. He immediately lost 5 inches off his member.

The guy liked the results but thought 20 inches is still too much, so he asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?". The frog said "No" And zap, the guy lost another 5 inches in length.

He thought good 15 inches is great but 10 inches would be best. So again he asked "will you marry me?".

The frog said "how many damn more times do I have to tell you... "NO!NO!NO!!!!!"

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