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True but every man is going to turn, we can't help it ?

 

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My wife just said to me, "If you became invisible, what would you do first?"

I said, "I'd go to Paris, find a performing street mime and beat him to death; the round of applause he'd get would be astounding."

 

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I saw a homeless man & I asked him if I gave him $20 would you buy beer?
He said no he hadn't had a beer in years. Then I said if I give you $20 will you buy car parts? He again said no, he got rid of his race car 15 years ago. So then I said I'll do you better than $20. I'll take you home get you all cleaned up. My wife will cook a fantastic meal for you. Then I'll bring you back & still give you $20. He asked me won't she get mad? I said it didn't matter.
I just wanted her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking & building race cars.