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Paddy's fingers
Paddy was working at the fish plant, when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He was rushed to the emergency room at Digby General hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy's hands and shook his head. He said,'Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.
Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got da fingers.'
The doctor scowled and said, 'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jesus, we's got microsurgery and all kinds of
incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
Why da hell didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'
Paddy said, 'Well jus how da fock was I spose to pick dem up!!!'
Paddy was working at the fish plant, when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He was rushed to the emergency room at Digby General hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy's hands and shook his head. He said,'Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.
Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got da fingers.'
The doctor scowled and said, 'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jesus, we's got microsurgery and all kinds of
incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
Why da hell didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'
Paddy said, 'Well jus how da fock was I spose to pick dem up!!!'
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That would be the New Englander Edition ?And now for something completely different..
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