Fred's Funny pages

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Like every Saturday morning for the past ten years,, I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my golf clubs, and slipped into the garage.
I backed the car out of the garage into a torrential down pour, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be horrible throughout the day. I pulled back into the garage.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different game plan in mind, and whispered, "The weather out there is absolutely terrible!"
My wife of 20 years replied, , "And can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?'

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped golfing.


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PRO TIP

Combine meal time with bowel movements by sitting on the toilet the wrong way round. This allows you to put your plate on the cistern and enjoy your dinner while you dispose of the last one.



You're welcome.
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