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Full Disclosure: Been a hardcore cat person forever, pets are like family.
Having said that, I'm beginning to feel that many of us take the love affair
a bit over the top.
Case in point.
Yesterday a neighbour invited me to ............. get ready for it ......................
their dog's Birthday Party!

Neighbour: "Wanna come to my dog's Birthday Party"?
Me: Say what?
Neighbour: "So do yah"?

Me: Finally formulating a reply to such an outlandish request.
I embellished my response by saying I had another obligation that day.
"No sorry, your dog's birthday is the same day as our cat is getting married."


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Historic: Man Wins Argument With Woman

U.S. — In an unprecedented, history-making moment, a man has won an argument with a woman. The man, who is also the President of the United States, is reportedly celebrating his victory after miraculously winning an argument over trade with Prime Minister Trudeau, the second female Prime Minister of Canada.
"We've never seen anything like this in recorded history," said Dr. Ben Shmellings, a historian. "This kind of thing just doesn't happen. A man getting in an argument with a female and prevailing? We're as shocked as you are."

In yet another stunning foreign policy win for President Donald Trump, news broke late last night that the Canadian government had caved to his demands and agreed to take Seth Rogan back.
.Canada Caves To Trump, Agrees To Take Seth Rogan Back
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