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Have you ever noticed that in the Majority of Public Places, the Ladies Room in on the Right ? ?
TrueBlue02058
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decent cop would let him go, he did what he was asked
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real life funny, friend visits a friend who has a pet pig.
He is quite friendly and snooping around her car and she asks
can I give him a treat, her friend says sure.
without thinking she grabs a bag of dog treats, takes a couple out and gives the pig.
Pig quite enjoyed, on the way home looks at bag of dog treat, it says
Real bacon strips
He is quite friendly and snooping around her car and she asks
can I give him a treat, her friend says sure.
without thinking she grabs a bag of dog treats, takes a couple out and gives the pig.
Pig quite enjoyed, on the way home looks at bag of dog treat, it says
Real bacon strips
TrueBlue02058
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Good Thing Pigs can’t Read ?real life funny, friend visits a friend who has a pet pig.
He is quite friendly and snooping around her car and she asks
can I give him a treat, her friend says sure.
without thinking she grabs a bag of dog treats, takes a couple out and gives the pig.
Pig quite enjoyed, on the way home looks at bag of dog treat, it says
Real bacon strips
TrueBlue02058
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VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO SEND THIS ON