Merry Christmas

Well its Christmas eve and I am sure a few are running around
getting last minute things. We wish everyone a very merry Christmas.
Have a safe and happy holiday.

Its a time to remember and be thankful, at a time of year when people
should be a little kinder the stress of it all makes people a little rude.
So try and smile, take a little time to be polite and wish others a
Merry Christmas.


P.S. I would have to say the most creative picture is Aaron's
Snow sculptured Mustang ( little disappointed he didn't do the work ) :)
So unless someone disagrees he gets the extra calendar so nicely donated by a member.
I am sure he can find a good home for it.
 
On behalf of men all over the world, I would like to raise a toast to the person who
invented gift bags and eliminated wrapping :)

On the same topic, I hope the person who invented wrapping gifts
lives in 7 kinds of hell for this creation :)

Merry Christmas :)
 
I now understand why men gives cars to women for Christmas.
You only have to put a red bow on it.
you only have to buy one present.
you get to go shopping for cars instead of the mall.

I realize its expensive but starting to realize the cost could be worth
no shopping or wrapping :)
 
'Twas the night before Christmas and in the garage,
There wasn't a trace of a Chevy or a Dodge around.
The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured I'd mess with the Mustang for a bit.
I popped the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said "looks pretty good."
Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there, by the workbench, stood good ol’ Saint Nick!
We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,
Then he said "don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh?
I said "no way, and started to grin,
"But if you've got the time we could go for a spin!"
His round little mouth, turned into a great big grin
and he said "hey! Let's go!!"
So as not to disturb all the neighbors' retreat,
We pushed the Mustang quietly into the street,
Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
I turned on the key and I let the gas go.
The sound that erupted took him by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.
With tires a' crying and exhaust aglow,
We headed on out where the hot rodders go.
And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every up shift, as I went through the gears.
Then he yelled "can't recall when I've felt so alive!",
So I backed off the gas and said "you wanna drive?"
Ol’ Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!
Then the 302 roars with flowmaster sound!
Santa let out the clutch and the tires shook the ground!
Glided into second!
I sat there just watching, at loss for a word,
Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,
"Merry Christmas to all...........what a great night!!!"
 
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