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Another Gem from ACBill

after being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,

"Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed,and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, and ... I'm sleeping with a 62-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl, and she would make damn sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Hmmmm...decisions, decisions..
Be careful what you wish for...🤘🏽


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