Fred's Funny pages

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A guy walks into a bar, slumps into a chair, and orders a beer. The bartender says, “What’s wrong, pal? You look down.”

The guy sighs and says, “I am down. My wife is mad at me, and said she wouldn’t talk to me for a whole month.”

The bartender says, “Gee, that’s too bad. When does that start?”

“Start? Today’s the last day.”
 
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