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A little Monday humor....
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Two priests died at the same time and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. So, what else would you like to be?"
The first priest said, "I've always wanted to an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains." "So be it," said St. Peter, and off flies the priest.
The second priest mulls this over for a minute and asks, "Will any of this week 'count?'"
"No," said St. Peter. "there's no way we can keep track of what you're doing."
"In that case, says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud."
"So be it," said St. Peter, and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests.
"Will you have any trouble locating them?" he asks.
"The first one should be easy — he's somewhere over the Rockies, but the second one could prove to be more difficult," St. Peter replies.
"Why?" asks the Lord.
"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Newfoundland"..
 
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