Recent content by AC Bill

:oops: Must have been carrying lithium batteries..

If any member is ever planning to vacation, or visit the West Coast, you may want to keep this event held in July in mind as part of your trip. The Northwest Deuce Days, held in Victoria B.C. every three years, draws some of the most amazing cars from all over the Pacific Northwest region. Now...

The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your Motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur...

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts: Dr. Smith advised her. "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'" She did this faithfully for several months and it worked. She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One...

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office: When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Knicker Stitcher, i sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs." The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labour, he...

My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the...